Ross Van Gogh
"Ross van Gogh was born in 1980. All parties present at this event agree this was probably by mistake and had arrived 100 years too late.
Making the best of this bad situation Ross began his long career of trying to be feared by men and adored by women. So far he has excelled in sloth, self-abuse and attempting to perfect the ability to bite the tops of cans on beans. Progress has been slow in this later endeavour.
So he decided to take up painting and writing instead.
He’s quite good at this. Self taught too.
Check him out, I’m sure you’ll like his work.”
"I am an entirely self taught artist. I have been painting for almost a decade but have only recently began to show my work. I would describe my work as photo realistic but I am working towards becoming a hyper-realist."